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:iconaysleth:
And this, my dear ladies, is called an illusion. NO SUCH GUY EXISTS.

This crap is just for fun :XD:

:bulletblack:I'm NOT looking for a boyfriend
:bulletblack:I DON'T want a boyfriend like this and;
:bulletblack:I DON'T really have a list
:bulletblack:I started talking about Edward-like qualities for the SARCASM, (I'm not a twilight fan) to point out that expecting so much from a guy is POINTLESS because a guy like that doesn't really exist.
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:iconhattieforest:
~HattieForest Nov 19, 2012  Professional Writer
At first I thought you were serious, then I read your description. Now I find this highly entertaining. :)
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~zer0anonymous Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"turns fiction into reality" ... isnt that what imaginary (anime) boyfriends are for? xP lol please reffer to my description xDD (jk jk dont take me seriously on this! i may be insane but i'm not completely delusional =P)
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:iconpapagonzales:
Well if they had all of these qualities, I imagine they wouldn't have much of a personality then.
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~DBkillerEX Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist
I'm all of that... except I don't have blue eyes :(
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~XxXDrawingXxX Aug 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
hahahahahahahaha
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:iconifyouwerewithme:
Well....its nice to dream.
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:iconburning-girl:
pick 1 on that list and count yourself lucky if you find it.
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:icontrokowski:
But how high is the pay?
And how much lower for dead one?
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:iconthatothercartoonist:
=ThatOtherCartoonist Aug 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Immortal" "Can see the future with x-ray vision" and "with a magic lamp" are my favourite bits.
I'm tempted to do a quick little something in response to this. =P

...And on the subject of Twilight, I have always said that Meyer's characters lack depth. I have before struck fans dumb by simply asking them "What are Bella's likes and interests, besides Edward?". I haven't yet gotten any good answers to that! xD

Also, what kind of good novelist says that they've never even considered writing before? I've always loved writing myself, since I was a kid, and so has every other writer I follow avidly, to my knowledge.

Anyways, nice work! :D
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:iconmatttwithonet:
IF ONLY I WERE RICH
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